We have been up all night my friends, and I, beneath twisted steel and braided nylon lines beating against the mast like our disdain for boredom, because like them we are blown against the status quo and find ourselves repeatedly glancing off at extreme angles. And like the wine in my glass pitching in sync [...]

The title is my life in pun format. Well... a metaphorical pun based on the multi-purpose aspect of old-school versatility. And yes, my life is the version with the corkscrew. All work and no play makes one the wrong kind of tool.